Winter Has Arrived In MN

[Skate-Hard]

Top ten signs winter has arrived in MN
1. The freezer is full or pizza rolls and the fridge of gatorade
2. The garage beer fridge has a paddle lock on it
3. The kids are skating on the backyard rink
4. The bucket of pucks is already down 25%
5. The clothes dryer is working overtime
6. You can hear the wonderful sounds of kids laughing and the pucks hitting the boards (wish they would hit the net more)
7. Hockey tape is everywhere
8. The kids are really putting away the groceries
9. You hear the phrase dangle, snipe and celly about every two minutes at the dinner table
10. Everyone is sleeping really well at night